29 April 2010 @ 11:20 pm
I think I'm just going to turn this into a Faberrittana picspam from now on, there's just too much pretty to pass up.





"I recommend a sit-in."


Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary
Mercedes: Hey guys, can I ask you something? How do you manage to stay so skinny?
Santana: The Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse.
Sue Sylvester: Water, maple syrup for glucose, lemon for acid, cayenne pepper to irritate the bowels, and a dash of ipecac, a vomiting agent. I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
Brittany: Sometimes I add a teaspoon of sand.
Mercedes: That can't be healthy.
Santana: Who cares? You can either feel terrible and look great or get kicked off the team when that reporter gets here.






"Weren't those outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?"


"Rachel and Jesse refuse to believe that all of us would rather die than let them become the next Beyonce and Jay-Z."




♥ ♥ ♥ ♥




"AND I'M REALLY HUNGRY SO STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO EAT YOU!"


Mercedes: Thanks I'm not hungry.
Quinn: Yes you are. You're starving. I know, I've been there. Did all the other kids start looking like food before right before you fainted?
Mercedes: Yea, how'd did you know?
Quinn: Been there. Eat the granola bar.
Mercedes: Why are you being so nice to me? I can't remember the last time you said two words to me that weren't 'you' and 'suck'.
Quinn: 'Cause I was you, scared, hating myself for eating a cookie, but I got over.
Mercedes: Yea, of course you did, Ms. Pretty Blonde with the White Girl Ass.
Quinn: When you start eating for somebody else, so that they can grow and be healthy, your relationship to food changes. What I realized, is that, if I'm so willing to eat right to take care of this baby, why am I not willing to do it for myself? You are so lucky. You've always been at home in your body. Don't let Ms. Sylvester take that away from you.
Mercedes: I'm so embarrassed. This isn't me. How did I become this person?
Quinn: You are beautiful, you know that.





CUTE BRITTANA IS CUTE. Also, Brittany. ♥


"How many of you at this school feel fat?"


"How many of you feel like you're not worth that much? That you're ugly, or you have too many pimples and not enough friends?"


I am beautiful, in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no,
So don't you bring me down today.



Rachel: Did you tell him yet?
Mr. Schue: Tell me what?
April: That I bought y'all the auditorium.
Mr. Schue: What?
April: I wrote old Figgins a check this morning. It's now called the April Rhoads Civic Pavillion.
Mr. Schue: I don't know what to say.
Rachel: We've got that covered.



Living here in this brand new world
Might be a fantasy
But it's taught me to love so it's real real real to me
 
 
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