So I was looking for a movie to watch to kill some time and remembered I hadn't yet seen Bitch Slap! Now I knew the movie was going to be shit, knew it was actually supposed to be shit (B movie), and knew there was going to be lots of boob BUT OH MY DEAR GOD THERE WAS SO MUCH BOOB I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.


( at some points it's like soft porn, i swear to you )

Took me long enough to post about this.



Like I can't even, my brain, it's all focused on the fact THAT NAOMI WAS FUCKING CRYING IN THREE SEPARATE SCENES!!! First was happy crying, the little "I love you" was so beyond precious I cannot watch without sighing (there's also heart-clenching and dreamy eyes involved). The second I'm not so sure 'cause it was wet Naomi but I freeze-framed that shit and she looks all red eyes and fucking sadness (during the Katie v. Emily SLAPDOWN). The third was a full on sob, I DON'T UNDERSTAND EMILY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR WOMAN HAPPY! The Naomily drama this season is gonna be crazy.

Also, my freeze-framing caught Panda and Thomas having some rough sex, whoa. Kaya looks fucking gorgeous this season, so do all the girls really. Actually the whole cast looks well fit. I'm looking forward to more of the Cookie Monster, I love him, don't judge me. Also, want more Effy/Naomi friendship, please. ♥