Picspam, yes, but only of the parts that I liked which means NO SOPHIA-RELATED SCENES AND LOTS OF NAOMILY. I will, of course, talk about Sophia a bit, but only as much as I can handle because I don't want to think about the bad stuff unless I really have to.



Hello immediate moped fluff, I love you. Did you see Kat's ass? Did you see it? I can't get over how fucking fantastic it is. Also, the fact that they were playing The Temper Trap's "Sweet Disposition" during a naked scene is like the best thing ever. And Emily in that coat, hhnnnggg. AND THEN THOSE KILLER GOGGLES and the school girls. "Morning Jenna, you're looking very beautiful today." NAOMI ♥ And then the Naomible and the school kiss, fucking gorgeous. Even though I'm already starting to get a big angry at Naomi at this point, her clutching Emily's hand under the table was like the sweetest thing ever.



Kathryn Prescott is fucking beautiful. The lighting when she was in Sophia's room, even though I didn't like Emily snooping about I really had to appreciate the scene because it was gorgeous. Then the coloring on the pitch scene just blew me away. Seriously, I miss Kat with red hair. The color is fucking mint, I can't get over it. 'SCUSE ME WHILE I SKIP THE CREEPY LOCKER SHRINE SCENE AND GET TO THE SEX.



This was hot, short, but hot and there was giggling and tights and back muscles HHHNNNGGG. I have a thing for back muscles alright. Now I've told you, ok? Now you know. And then that bit, I know you know the one, WITH THE LACK OF SPACE BETWEEN CROTCHES AND THIGHS. Ridiculously hot.



I love the Fitch's always having such important conversations at the dinner table. WHY IS KATIE'S NEW BOYFRIEND LIKE 30 YEARS OLD???!?!?! K-Fitch, why? "He's an arse licker, that's what he is."

James: Is Naomi coming?
Jenna: No Naomi couldn't make it.
James: Aw, I wanted to show her my new number.
Jenna: Stop calling it a number.
James: A lot of boys become very curious in women's clothing once they approach pub-erty.

♥ James. LET'S GET FITCHED, oh Katie, supporting your mum, who's the arse licker now? Poor Papa Fitch, guh, STFU JENNA, nobody likes you ... except Katie, kind of.

Emily: Don't you get it? I want Naomi.
James: I want to fuck Naomi. What? I do, get over it.
Jenna: Rob?!? Did you just hear what he said?
Rob: She is attractive, love.
Jenna: FUCK ROB, he said fuck.

PAPA FITCH. ♥



Then twin-fight! "I am concerned, BITCH!" Katie, I love you, I really do. And then the twin-speak. ♥ I can't wait for Katie's episode. She really needs to go back to being pasty though, I can't handle her skin tone; it makes me uncomfortable. Jenna Fitch is a right bitch (rhymesss) but it's kind of sad that Emily hates her so much. I can see she's actually really torn up about how Emily feels about her. :(



You can be my pajamas.
And then mustachioed Mexican tequila party for two: FULL OF STACHE2STACHE KISSES, SOMBREROS, PONCHOS, FIRE, AND PINATAS. So cute. Then, I think maybe my favorite part of the whole episode: drunken Naomi slurring her words, holding Emily's hand and re-naming her place "ours".

Also, "STAY ALIVE! I WILL FIND YOU!" And the PANDA DANCING WAS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER.

I guess now I can discuss the srs bsns happenings, put the fluff aside for a bit. I figured there would be Naomily drama, knew it was going to happen but I thought it was just along the lines of Emily getting angry at Naomi for selling drugs. I just figured it would be something more superficial, I didn't think they'd have Naomi cheat. Skins is really good at breaking up couples by way of a cheat, makes teenagers seem a lot more devious and horny than most of them are BUT WHATEVER, IT'S TELEVISION, THEY EXAGGERATE.

I didn't really know what to think when Emily was looking through Sophia's book. My heart clenched, that's for sure, but my eyes didn't well up, I just felt completely betrayed. I looked at Emily and I just didn't understand how Naomi could have done that to her, but now I understand. Emily plans, she idealizes. Emily is overwhelming in about every single sense of the word. And Naomi, Naomi just can't handle it all. She's used to being on her own, fending for herself. She's gotten accustomed to closing herself off to the world and letting Emily in was probably the hardest thing she's ever had to do emotionally. I'd have preferred if there had been no cheating at all, had there just been a girl that Naomi had been talking to. As far as I'm concerned Sophia and Naomi only kissed; I think it was implied that they did more but I don't think Naomi could do that.

Right now I'm just hoping that the Skins writers have come up with the best possible course of action for Naomi to make this up to Emily. As much as I do want to hate Naomi for what she's done, I just love her so much that I can't help but feel for her. ♥

The Cook/Naomi kiss I'm actually not all that angry about. We know that Naomi is not attracted to Cook so I think the kiss is more of a comforting action. Nobody cares about the Cookie Monster so I'm glad Naomi's taken it upon herself to be his caretaker, even if it means kissing someone that is not Emily. I've always thought that Cook, Naomi, and Effy would be the penultimate friend triangle so if that's where this little kiss is headed I'll be very happy.

My crying didn't start 'til the very end when I saw the note on the door; I really could've used some of this.



Papa Fitch is the best. Oh also, my crying took place with background music; song of choice: "First Floor People" by Barcelona. I had been listening to it on repeat and I needed to muffle my crying so I put on the song and once I was coherent enough to listen to the lyrics I decided that, if Naomi had had background music when she was crying, this song would have been perfect.

This hole is deeper by the hour
My hands are bleeding I spin around
You’re nowhere
I’ll throw away my ugly plans
They’re too tired to push me anywhere but down

So who am I to fool now if you’re gone, you’re gone?
When I am found below the ground
I’m searching, I’m desperate

First Floor People in case anyone likes it enough to want it.
Please Don't Go also by Barcelona, this song I think could a song for Naomi or Emily.

I wrote a lot. :)